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    Sorry don't like political jokes this one just tickled my fancy
     
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    So I’m standing in line at Walmart with a big bag of dog food, and the lady behind me asks, “Do you have a dog?”
    I looked her dead in the eye and said, “Nope, I’m doing the Dog Food Diet again.”
    Told her I lost 50 pounds last time before I landed in the hospital - woke up in ICU with tubes everywhere. But hey, I was skinny!
    I explained that it’s the perfect diet - just load your pockets with nuggets and eat one or two every time you’re hungry.
    By this point, everyone in line is fully invested.
    She nervously asked if I got food poisoning from eating dog food.
    I said, “No… I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and got hit by a car.” -
     
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    I'm not saying my parents were tight but every December we became Jehovahs Witnesses for a month.
     
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    I can only have sex with my wife after I've had a few beers.
    That's why I'm teetotal.
     
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    The other day i entered a competition and won a lifetime supply of Marmite..
    One f*cking jar
     
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