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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Double bosh
     
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    That looks like a clean catch
    yes 9 down Stokes got 5
     
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    19 wickets on the first day

    good ****
     
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    not sure the pitch was as problematic as that suggests
     
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    got to be the pitch surely?

    Both teams strugglin on it

    if it’s not the pitch then the team batting 2nd usually show you how it should be done and make a decent score

    2nd innings will reveal all
     
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    Partly the pitch. Partly that they’re all playing hit and rush cricket for Punjab Pirates for $$$$$ and the art of test cricket is being eroded. Bring back the days of openers scoring 73 from 289 balls.
     
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    wouldn't be surprised to see fairly big scores from both teams 2nd innings though obviously hope i'm wrong in the convicts case
     
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    The pitch is fast and bouncy, but true.

    As far as the Aussies are concerned, we just bowled very quick and they didn't cope.

    Not seen much of our innings, but suspect it was the usual gung ho bazball bollocks and we gave a few away, although it sounds like Mitchel Starc was also superb.
     
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    Woke up to see us bowling again. Tremendous. I see Crawley did his best again.
     
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    Five balls this time.

    Awesome opening.
     
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    I genuinely thought the England cricket team had been renamed “England 30 something for 3”
     
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    If you're having a ****ty week ... imagine being Crawley right now - 11 balls faced - no runs - out twice ...
     
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    Glad I didn’t get up at 4 to see those ****s throw their wickets away.
     
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    Crawley was set, then threw his away.

    Not good Harry Brook out, was expecting some big runs.

    The openers are hopeless, at least one will get a duck almost guaranteed.
     
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    A golden Duckett
     
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    196/4 isn’t bad going at all even if it could have been much better. Get 350 and we’re in a good place. Inevitably it’ll be about 280.
     
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    Jamie Smith, never played cricket with a pink ball in a day/night game. Not once prior to today.

    They didn’t need a warm of this type though, no sir.

    Two ball duck.
     
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