Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Think I'll pass. Parmo sounds rank.

 

@PINKIE to confirm

 

The box felt like picking up a 5kg plate in the gym but genuinely they’re delicious.

 

made me chuckle

Windy got suspect taste buds if you look at some of the ****e he puts up on the food thread

 

Looks good that

garlic mayo?

chilli sauce?

 

On the gains train for a few weeks heading into Christmas. Half a kilo of 5% mince with a tub of cottage cheese per day. The ****s are excellent.

 

There would have been some garlic mayo accompanying it I’m sure. Doubt I’d have trusted a Middlesbrough kebab shop’s chilli sauce. Do remember having to miss five minutes of the first half for an emergency poo.

 

Cucumber would be in the bin

would take about 2 bites max of the pepper then bin

tomato probably bin too, I need it diced not a slab of it

cabbage cba in the bin

Red cabbage maybe 1 little mouthful just to check it out before in the bin

would smash the rest

of course Halal rules apply if we talkin meat init

 

Brown guys behind the counter so was probs halal. I agree if I’m them I’m saving 20p and not adding salad. Never like the little pepper thing they always include with a kebab.

 

Pickled Jalapeno init

meh

 

The majority of them sold in this country must be from kebab shops and I reckon half go straight in the bin. It’s a constant mystery in this time of food inflation that businesses aren’t saving vital pennies here. Some red cabbage and tomato is a nice complement. Nobody needs lettuce or this nonsense.

Having a productive morning but it’s basically the weekend.

 

Now about that ... hasn't always worked that well tbf...

 

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Fancy Burnleh at 4/1 tonight. Palace looked very leggy second half on Sunday after playing away on Thursday. Burnleh obviously aren’t good but if they’re going to stay up they need to win this sort of home game so fancy them to have a real go.

 

I’m happy enough with a couple of deep completions in a week.

 

What sort of made up stat is that.

In the bin along with the ‘low block’ and other trendy terms to describe football.

 

It's a stat that's been made up to make Wirtz appear to be anything but completely bang average.

Heard someone on Talk ****e waffling on about how if a forward had got on the end of more if his passes he'd have created more chances than anyone.

That's just utter ****ing ****e like. In other words, his passes didn't find their target, so are gash.

 

Can confirm that this is now confirmed.

 

Thanks for confirming the confirmation.

 

He’s the youngest in the list. To be so young and have that many deep completions per 90 minutes must mean something.