Cars today got far too many options. I tried to back up and it showed me a video of someone getting run over.
The midwife walks into the waiting room to speak to Gary. Midwife: Your wife's had triplets. Gary: I'm not surprised . . . . my cock's the size of a chimney. Midwife: Well you should have it swept more often 'cos all three are black !
"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away. "1987 and twice in 1993." she said.