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  1. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    That would be supreme.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    I just met a dyslexic Yorkshireman.
    He was wearing a cat flap.
     
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    StJabbo1, Nov 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    I tried to buy 20 Marlboro from a dyslexic Tobogganist the other day
     
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    shoot_spiderman, Nov 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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    Have you heard about the new Origami Porn Channel

    It’s Paper View Only.
     
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    StJabbo1, Dec 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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    I just had chicken liver pate for lunch so watch this space. I wasn't round Flynn's though so should be fine. <laugh>
     
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    I used to run an origami club until it folded
     
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    Paddy Podped, Dec 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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    ****ing Amazon. I went online to buy a plastic knife set and chopping board for my 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW as a Christmas present and they want ****ing proof that I'm over 18. I mean, I'm all for knife safety but that's taking the piss. I had to use my credit card to verify my age. It's designed for children for ****s sake. <doh>
     
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    I was a black belt in origami.
     
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    Me too, I’d just look at someone and they folded.
     
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    Got a green belt in Bonzai...
     
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    I wondered who would be the first one to branch out with that one.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I'm a black belt in Karaoke. I sing and people die.
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Dec 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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    A guy I used to work with years ago used to call me Merlin. I think it was because every time I opened my mouth people used to disappear.
     
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