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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

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    As Patrick layed on a hospital bed, he asked the nurse to send in his 3 sons, and explained that he wanted to leave them something before he died.
    “To my oldest son Michael, I leave 12 properties in shamrock ave, and 8 in bishops court.”
    “To my middle son Shane, I leave 15 houses in Chapel St, and 5 in Greenvale close.”
    “To my youngest son, I leave 10 Shops on the left side of the high st, and 10 more on the right-hand side.”
    Sadly, he took one more breath, then he passed away.
    The nurse comforting the sons said
    “Your father must have been such a caring wealthy man, to leave you all so much”
    Michael replied “ No, he was a window cleaner “
     
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