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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    from a stinky arse




    yes but my arse was wet from the dirty Twat who shat on the seat the smell nearly put me off the kipper whiff
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 22, 2025
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    to beyond the edge
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    where it touches cloth
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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    used as a duster
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    on brown chalk boards
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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    where white chalk helps
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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    on your snooker cue
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    after an arse scratch
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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    that delays the upcoming
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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    Chocolate Cake Fun Fair…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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    smell on the fingers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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    that smell of mint
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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    Hiding the farting stench
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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    from the mother in-law
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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    who loves tea bagged
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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    whenever it is possible
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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    when no ones looking
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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    out of the window
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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    Down the drain pipe
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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