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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Ok thanks .

    cant open quite a few of Wooprts either .
     
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    My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.

    It was quite exciting, as she's never given blood before...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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    I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space at TESCO today.

    I couldn’t help wondering what their handicap was…    .
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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