A lone gooner rode on the moors one dark and windy day Upon some rocks he rested as he went along his way When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cattle he saw Crashing through the ragged sky and up a cloudy draw Probably wasted on anyone under sixty
Might have been Frankie Lane who recorded the original tune - my old man had an LP full of western songs with a gunslinger on the cover - still be up in the loft somewhere..