Happy Birthday to Anders Celsius, born 27/11/1701. He died in 1744 aged 42, although his great rival Fahrenheit thought he was 108.
An 85-year-old man was rushed to the hospital with possible concussion, and the doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are ?” “I’m at St Thomas Hospital.” “What city are you in ?” “London.” “Do you know who I am ?” “Dr. Hamilton.” The grandfather then turned to the nurse and said “I hope that he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why ?” she asked. “Because all of those answers are on his badge.”
I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space at TESCO today. I couldn’t help wondering what the handicap was