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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    It works cos of maths

    Last year it worked with 84 beers and next year it will work with 86 beers…

    But only after you’ve had your birthday that year (hence it generally being posted late in the year)
     
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    A Grandfather Was Rushed To The Hospital

    An 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion.

    The doctor asked him a series of questions:

    “Do you know where you are?”

    “I’m at St Thomas Hospital.”

    “What city are you in?”

    “London.”

    “Do you know who I am?”

    “Dr. Hamilton.” The grandfather then turned to the nurse and said,

    “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”

    “Why?” she asked.

    “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”
     
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    don't see it - here's a picture of Ant and Dec

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. TwoWrights

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    That's probably from the One Show, and it's very much how he looked.
     
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  12. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Stopped being funny when he stopped being fat

    FACT

    I don’t make the rules


    *obviously that photo is slightly tweaked to make him look more Mekonlike but my fact still stands.
     
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