Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture frame and a bag of chips. His missus says " What've you been up to?" He replied.."I was at the Auction House and got a rare French Impressionist painting and I got you something from the chippy on the way home" "How much have spent this time?" "Bugger all" says Mark......."I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free"
Shocking scenes at Anfield as fans are forced to watch till the end ... please log in to view this image