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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Did I say it was a bad thing? Think you’ll find I said credit where credit’s due.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    A couple of weeks ago I was a bottle of red wine down on a Friday evening & it didn't quite do the job , went to Trsco & Johnny Walker black label was on special from £38 to £23 .

    Drank the entire thing straight with ice smoked an 1/8 of Cali until about 5am.

    Had a 3 day hangover & took a few days more to recover.

    My whiskey days may well be behind me , on the plus side I haven't done coke for years or have any numbers or it would have got out of hand .

    Sticking to weekends to drink & avoiding the hard stuff is the way forward, I'm not ready to completely quit booze as it's impossible to eat a nice roast or steak without a glass or 6 of wine.

    Beer is **** , most of it is brewed here & tastes like **** now .

    The weed is getting ridiculously strong now & you don't get hangovers so I won't be giving that up anytime soon.

    The thought of getting ****ed up on party drugs is not at all tempting either .
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Which wine goes best with a hash cake?

    Maybe Sherry actually.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I only drink red , white wine plays havoc with acid reflux .

    Weed cookies maybe, nobody sells hash anymore
     
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  5. Phineas Fogg

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    Strange name for a house, Mine is called "Dunroamin"
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    Philistines
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    As long as it comes with the obligatory multi-coloured umbrella and sparkler in a tall slim elegant glass.

    Us wooftahs have our standards <ok>
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Red Leb was my smoke of preference, back in the day.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    And a ribbed condom
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    About 10 years ago my Google Practitioner prescribed Omeprazole for acid reflux and it has worked a treat.

    Since i was a teenager (12 years ago) I had severe acid reflux which would last for hours, it was stripping the enamel off my teeth. My heart goes out to women that suffer with it during pregnancy, must be horrendous!!.

    The thing is it was all the foods I loved that caused it, citrus fruits, cheese, peanuts. Now I can eat whatever I like <cheers>
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    I prefer going bareback with my young black men <ok>
     
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  12. Willhoops

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    Ffy
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I recently watched a documentary about 90s hash , mainly imported from Morocco.

    They used to put all sorts of nasty **** in it .
    You could get s 9 bar of soap bar for a few hundred .
    Sit there picking bits of plastic & lord knows what else they bulked it with .
    Not much hash coming from Lebanon anymore.

    These days you can get pollen which is basically hash but much lighter , the extreme turn top quality weed into wax .

    Never tried it but it's supposed to be mental .

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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    That looks like a Caramac that has sooked on for a while.
     
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  15. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    tragic little slave island, ethnic cleansing is only the cherry on top

     
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  16. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    and its the smart ones who know theyve no future here that are leaving

     
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  17. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    look at the paradise theyre born in and they cant make anything of it, taxpayer funded rape tour of europe is their best idea

     
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  18. pompeymeowth

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    You're still here tho
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How do you know they're white?
     
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  20. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    only because im a failure
     
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