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from a stinky arse




yes but my arse was wet from the dirty Twat who shat on the seat the smell nearly put me off the kipper whiff

 

to beyond the edge

 

where it touches cloth

 

on brown chalk boards

 

where white chalk helps

 

after an arse scratch

 

that delays the upcoming

 

Chocolate Cake Fun Fair…..

 

smell on the fingers

 

that smell of mint

 

Hiding the farting stench