Match Day Thread Marseille v Newcastle United

I've shaved my eyebrows, nostril hair and ear hair this second half.

 

No ned. He'll be soaking in piss there's little chance he'd catch a light

 

**** off

FT 2-1

 

Too much favourtism with changes around it. Pope does this repeatedly.

 

Pope needs 'resting' for a but I think.
in the cooler.

 

And we were attacking at the end, and the trolls were hoping and praying we wouldn't score in case their horseshit fell apart...

We started brilliantly and went into halt time perfectly. 2 quick fire goals from Marseille in second half, but we held it together after that.

 

That was ****ing dire. Summed up by Nick ****ing Pope, eddies long lost son, kicking a free kick too short at the end when we needed it in the box. Burn was ****ing useless as usual, Gordon similar, no shape, no plan, no identity, no subs that worked. ****ing awful as usual from Howe, yet another away defeat, more deflating performance, goal conceded in no time 2nd half and reliance on ****ing terrible players.

In the words of Duncan Bannatyne, I’m oot.

 

Thank f@ck for that.

 

jesus you complete dick you just have to bring Howe into it. Pope was to blame

 

You just said you were out 10 minutes ago, why are you still going out? It looks like you've got lots of people to say bye to on the way out.

 

Gotta say Howe has some explaining to do after that, players out of position everywhere, Burn ahead of Botman? Thiaw - best CB - playing RCB not marking anyone while Schar was clearly struggling with Aubamyang.

And then you have Nick ****ing Pope… he has to be dropped going forwards. Said it earlier in the season he will cost us - tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but he is SO bad, decision making, passing, positioning, diving etc. He's alright if the ball is blasted at him but past that he doesn’t make world class finger tip saves ever. The guys is a liability and that won’t be the last rush of blood he has this season, already had 2/3 this season.

 

Get a grip you dick

 

Now we'll lose to Everton away.

 

Howe is just like Bruce, he knows the answer really, he can’t be that ****ing thick, but he has to be obstinate; had to say “I know best” with selections like Pope and Burn.

 

How’s the result mate? How was the performance for you? All good?

 

I fondly remember the league cup and 2 champions leagues we got under Bruce

 

Oh well.. Winning at Everton is more important... Only need to make top 24, but the more I see the more I feel vindicated in questioning Howes in game management.. It's really bad.. Most about him is very good, but this obsession with Burn and his inability to change games with his subs is a huge flaw.

 

Even that **** could’ve done something with £400m of players. Who knows, maybe we wouldn’t have wasted half of it on Wissa, Elanga, Ramsey, Barnes and Ramsdale.

 

He really couldn't have. Hence why Joelinton was a waste of money under Bruce and a club legend under Howe.

Things are good now, we can't win every game.