Off the field operations

This is all coming from Kyril. What he has done with our club and people he is bringing in is absolutely unreal. Hes not finished yet either.

 

Great to see - well done all involved

 

And not a single shred of contrition from all the 'Get out of our club with your mam's pocket money' brigade ...

... let alone a decent and humble apology.

 

and you'll be quicker at packing so you can keep up with the checkout worker

 

The checkout workers must drink pints of the stuff! They fire the shopping at you with a catapult

 

Don't know why, but it would be quite funny if Paul Whitehouse was giving those shots out in the club canteen...

Ooh suits you Sir
Do you want one Sir?
A little shot of ginger Sir?
Ooh, you'll go all night after one of these Sir

 

Not if he went to Aldi

 

Sunderland are enjoying a magnificent start to the season on their return to the Premier League and no-one is as apparently giddy as Wes Brown, who genuinely believes their form fill be enough to “attract” a £70m Barcelona midfielder.

And having taken note of a hugely speculative report claiming Sunderland are preparing to pay Barcelona €80m [£70m] to trigger Fermin Lopez’s release clause, Brown thinks the Spain international would welcome a move to North East England from Catalonia

And yet “there’s no reason why” he wouldn’t move to Sunderland.

“Sunderland have had a brilliant start to the season; there’s some great characters in that team,” Brown told BetWright casino. “I don’t think that anyone would have expected it, maybe some of the Sunderland fans but you can just see the togetherness in the group.

“I saw Fermin Lopez linked to the club for 80 million, it’s a lot of money! But do you know what? They’re capable of attracting a player like that, if you’re still flying in the league, you might start thinking that you can secure a certain player.

“If it’s a player that isn’t happy with their current situation and they want to come to the Premier League, there’s no reason why a player like Lopez wouldn’t take that chance if Sunderland continue this level of form.”

 

Got my Leeds ticket. Doesn't look like many are left.

 

Really looking forward to that fixture, SoL will be rocking

 

I would like 2 adult tickets, can anyone help? When do they go to existing SC holders?

 

I've just put the word out mate, I think I can help with one so far ... I'll keep you posted.

 

Love owt like this

 

Great to see

 

****. Leeds is sold out . That’s a bummer, really wanted to get to that match.

 

There is one in posh seats in 76 yards

 

Great to see. Build baby build.

 

I set a reminder on my phone so I could join the queue for 10.00am. There were over 4500 ahead of me when it opened up and I thought I might miss out. Lucky for me I didn't, but there weren't many tickets left when I got mine. I reckon it sold out in under 30 minutes.