Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

SEASON TO BE MERRY WHAT WE ALL WANT

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A man who is completely bald and has a wooden leg is invited to a costume party.

He wants a costume that doesn’t draw attention to either issue, so he writes to a fancy costume shop explaining his problem.

A few days later, a package arrives with a note:

“Dear Sir,

Enclosed is a pirate costume. The bandana will cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg, you’ll look just like a real pirate.”

The man is offended — the costume highlights his wooden leg.

So he writes a complaint.

A week later, another package arrives:

“Dear Sir,

Sorry about the pirate suggestion. Enclosed is a monk’s robe. It will cover your wooden leg completely, and with your bald head, you’ll look perfect.”

Now he’s even more upset — first they focused on the leg, now the head.

He writes a much stronger letter of complaint.

A few days later, he receives a very small box with one final note:

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your feedback.

Enclosed is a bottle of red syrup. Pour it over your bald head, let it harden, and then stick your wooden leg up your butt and go as a candy apple.

 

Stuttering finger syndrome again

 

Potential design for Newcastles new ground .