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    My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out...

    I can't read a f*cking word now!
     
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    It's so hard to find the right person these days. All I want is a woman who likes long walks on the beach...

    It will give her something to do whilst I watch football!
     
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    Played frisbee in the park with my dog yesterday...

    Not much good though. I think I'm going to need a flatter dog!
     
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    My wife's not getting much sleep at the moment, she's up every hour breastfeeding.

    I told her I should grow out of it soon but she's still not happy.
     
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    My wife's come back home after her breast reduction operation.

    And I must say, she looks much better with just the two.
     
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    Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a 'f*cking tw*t.
    Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.
     
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    I'm not saying my wife is fat, but when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 adverts.
     
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    Sad, but probably true :sad:
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    My best friend at school was Andy Zoff.

    He used to run everywhere !

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    Ipswich reveal plans for a new 62,000 seater stadium.
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