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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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    As jokes go, this one is hilarious.....
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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    Singer Sam Smith has announced his UK tour for 2026.....
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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    Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture frame and a bag of chips. His missus says " What've you been up to?"

    He replied.."I was at the Auction House and got a rare French Impressionist painting and I got you something from the chippy on the way home"

    "How much have spent this time?" "Bugger all" says Mark......."I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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    Just finished reading an excellent book called "Fights on a Narrowboat" by R.G. Bargee
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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