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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was talking to a girl in a bar when I leaned in and said, "I've got something to tell you, c*nt , sh*t , f*ck , b*llocks."
    "You've got Tourettes?" she frowned.
    I said, "No! My wife's just walked in.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    C19RK73, Nov 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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    spirit of 73, Nov 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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    My wife has epilepsy and I didnt find that funny at all
     
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    alan reed, Nov 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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    Point taken, just a joke not meant to offend mate.
     
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    spirit of 73, Nov 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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    Once every 10 years there's a rare planetary alignment on the No14 to South Shields.
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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    I once went out with a lass called Irene.

    Japanese lady, one leg.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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    After living with my girlfriend for 5 years, I today got down on one knee,
    "I have a question to ask" i said, she shuddered and looked shocked
    "Yes?" She replied nervously
    "Will you...eerrmmm" i stuttered, taking her hand in mine.
    "Yes?" She said again more excitedly
    "Well, will you do me the honour of.."
    "Yes?" She squealed, a tear running down her cheek
    "Will you make me the happiest man alive, and agree to have the porn filter taken off our internet?"
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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    Angel of the Morph.
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    Genius level.
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