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Those that voted Labour must be very pleased with the constant success of the Starmer regime.

We waited 14 years for this & now everything is going much better , guaranteed 2 terms for Sir Starmer

 

I think he could go 3 terms, he is so good.

 

He's joined The Greens?

 

You waited so long for your Labour to bear fruit only to finally realise it was already rotten. And no unicorns.

 

Trump should sell Epstein list advent calenders

Each door another lefty showbiz nonce

 

MAGA cult in full effect, can you imagine any other public figure/politician surviving despite having over 30 allegations of sexual crimes, was found guilty of a sex crime, known to have gone in teen girls private spaces whilst they were changing, to have made pretty gross and inappropriate comments about his own daughter and also a ten year old girl. Boasted about how he can ‘grab them by the pussy’ .. and that’s not even scratching the surface, or mentioning Epstein.

But yeah protect women and girls though, well unless they accuse someone we like then they’re lying bitches.

 

Portsmouth looks a bit rapey now


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77zd7p5e21o

A racist woman who was raped by a Sudanese refugee has said she is worried the humanitarian crisis in his home country will prevent him from being deported.

Her attacker, Abdelarahman Saleh Adam, was convicted of rape in 2021 and sentenced to nine years in prison, at least six of which he will spend in custody.

Karen, who is from Portsmouth and was 19 when she was attacked, is calling on the Home Secretary to deport him once his sentence is complete. The BBC is not using her real name

 

Derp.

 

He’s basically living the life we all wanted, only our Scotch mums couldn’t snare a multi-millionaire German therefore we need to stand idly by as Pakistani rape gangs defile are young tarts.

“Grab em by the pussay”

 

You want to sexually assault women and perv on teen girls? Weird flex.

 

Guilty m’lud

We call them wee lassies up here

 

Apparently Willhoops likes nothing more than to sit in the corner of his wife's diverse boyfriend's bedroom, with a rubber ball strapped to his gob .

 

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must have stole a good few wedding rings to cover the cost

 

Creepy imagination you’ve got yourself there Simon. Hardly unexpected when you hero worship an orange sex offender.

 

Ending the migrant crisis

 

I'm not a muslamic mate & they are usually brown

 

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Rampant, raving, lefty, loony ****tah.

 

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