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    BBC Children in need asked me to do my bit to combat child abuse, so I cancelled my TV licence.
     
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    He was awesome, can’t really think of anyone like him although I don’t really see anything much so maybe I’ve missed others?


    Anyone watch Ralphie May? Another one gone too soon for me, I think he was brilliant too.
     
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    I've seen most of the main stream comedians but my big regret is not seeing Sean. The man was a comedy genius
     
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    A Skinhead and a junkie are in Greggs.

    The junkie steals 3 pasties & puts them in his pocket then boasts to the skinhead "did u see that, the staff never saw me"

    The Skinhead says "thats **** all, watch this".

    He says to the manager "give me 3 pasties and i'll show you some magic"

    He eats them all and the manager says "How is that magic?"

    The Skinhead replied "check the ****ing junkies pocket!
     
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