The boxing

Somewhere in between will do.

 

One on eggs and the other on green I think.

 

Exciting last minute. Just want to hear Eubank (the real one, not the sperm of the same name) say “rastafari” so I can go to bed.

 

What?

 

Connor benn got caught with peds in him and tried to say he'd eaten too many eggs and eubank looked so weak I thought he was stoned.

 

Yeah, that's funny. You're a cunny funt.
Poster of the year 1998?

 

2023 I believe. The award has since been retired.

 

Too may eggs? Eggs can really **** you up.

 

Nah, you've never been poty. Sad ****.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if he's been on 100 a day again.

 

This hurts. Might have ten cans of Aldi lager.

 

Stay with 2. You got work in the morning?

 

Eddie Hearn is a right prick though, eh?

Eastend cliche knobhead.

 

2022 was the best year.

 

You're ****in mental.

 

Or was it 2021, can't remember?

The year I won anyway.

 

You alright hun?

 

I sure am.

 

What did you win pet? ****er of the day?

 

No, poster of the year.

Obviously.