Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven... When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks everywhere. It’s almost impossible not to step on one. Despite their best efforts, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she’s ever seen. He chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck. St. Peter arrives, again with another extremely ugly man, and chains them together with the same warning. The third woman, seeing what’s happened to her friends, is determined to never step on a duck. She manages to go months without incident. Then one day, St. Peter comes up to her… with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Tall, built, gorgeous — movie-star material. Without saying a word, St. Peter chains them together and walks away. Overwhelmed, the woman says, “I don’t know what I did to deserve this!” The man replies, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”
