British Politics spam thread

You are a bona fide idiot.

 

And you're a bone or two short.

 

Respect the G-Man.

Or else.

 

I've gone too far...

 

Doid goat telt

 

You have.

An apology is expected, Mindo. I'll give you till 3pm.

 

Apologise if you havd to Mindy, but don't give em any money

 

I shall write it with my new calligraphy set, forthwith .

 

No comma needed.

I'm keen on calligraphy and have some lovely sets. I'm not happy with using vellum, so I use Three Candlesticks paper instead.

I seal letters with red wax and my personalised stamp.

 

The correct way to do it is to write by candlelight

Hats off to you sir

 

Explain this to Somecunt who doesn’t watch the news

 

I would like a personalised photo of your folly sent to me in a letter wax sealed with your seal.

I will cherish it.

 

...by candlelight in a garret while a storm rages throughout the night.

 

The leaked emails - Epstein jokes that trump sucked Clinton’s boaby when they were partying .

 

Classic Jeff

 

Priceless