If it’s female, it’s cheeky, if it’s male, he’s an arsehole! Can someone better than my eyes do a searching probe?
My buddy is torn between two lovers. One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry. Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse?
News just in….. A 25 year old male has been rushed to hospital, with 6 stuffed toy horses in his rectum. Doctors describe his condition as stable. Wilburrrrrr …… !