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  1. Swanitalian

    Swanitalian Well-Known Member

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    Swanitalian, Nov 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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    Were basted and barbecued
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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    by the Reverend Didley
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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    Swanitalian, Nov 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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    Didley Squat, Nov 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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    philandering with local ladies
     
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    Swanitalian, Nov 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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    Didley Squat, Nov 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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