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Amazing farts

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’ve turned over a new leaf, zero farts are the order! I’m fartless, Giver of no fartage!
    No more smells, no more noise, no more breaking of soiled windage!
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Are you telling me these aren't your pants?!

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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Only joshing with you !! They belong to Rog......:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nah, No, Non Comprenda!
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    What a mate eh , ****s his kegs and blames me, well i have you know i have men's hairy Paras legs, and im house trained, what we are looking at are the kegs of someone who has received a bollock off a Para and blew a wet one with fright :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Talking of soiled undercrackers.......

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  8. Didley Squat

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    Here's a photo of me last night. Shocking sudden wind....

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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s not me, really…..you could buy a used car from me, honest.
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I know mate I've heard some great reports about your charity nunnery, totally tax free, and big discounts for cops politicians and beloved mates :emoticon-0142-happy :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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