Anyone else notice how all the sexy women drive small cars . Which reminds me , the MOT is due on the wife’s Transit
Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you feel . . . . you might be too weak to raise your hand never mind your middle finger !
I was teaching my teenage son how to masurbate properly when he asked" Does mum know you do this""Son,your mother is the reason I do this "I replied.