At my prostate exam earlier, the Doctor dropped my trousers and slid his finger up my arse, he said: "Let me know when it becomes uncomfortable." "Just then" I said, "when your receptionist dimmed the lights and started filming."
What with doctoring the 'riot' speech,bollocking a newscaster for stating the bleeding obvious, employing more dodgy characters than ***in, now this load of bias climate scaremongering...
