There’s a bleeding typhoid here and our domestic flight hasn’t been cancelled. Not sure if this is good news or goodbye.
The convid response did more damage to this country’s economy, society and health than 100 Brexits Get a steak down you and try and get that dopey brain of yours working.
Sounds like you’ll be getting fed through a tube for the rest of time. any regrets about sniffing those knickers you found in the premier Inn now you have typhoid?
I’m in the airport, managed to find black tea but all the milk seems to be made from powder with added sweetener and palm oil