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    Uncanny resemblance..
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    So I said to my Doctor: "Every time I eat rice, I get out of breath".

    He told me I was Basmatic.
     
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    David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport, he sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror.
    Eventually the driver says "ok, give us a clue then?"
    Beckham sighs and replies
    "well I had a glittering career for Man United, married a Spice Girl and played over 100 times for England, is that enough?".
    Driver says "no you thick f*cker, where are you going!?"
     
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    Bacon sandwich at Old Trafford -
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