Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Absolutely horrific knife/machete attack on a train from Huntingdon to London yesterday evening, 9 people left with life threatening injuries.
It is believed to carried out by two individuals.

 

Now just one man arrested…other was mistaken identity. Apparently the arrested man has also been charged with a knife attack earlier in the day.

 

Guess who I bumped into on my way to getting my eyes tested?…… Everybody.

 

Just checked my home insurance policy.
Apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.

 

My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old person.

It's called a camera.

 

I don't mind genetically modified foods.

I've just had a lovely leg of salmon.

 

RIP Quentin Wilson