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Crime - part deux.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 2, 2021.

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Should crime happen

  1. Go on then why not.

  2. Yes

  3. Stfu sucky

  4. Tobes and peej welch couple

  5. Suck Roy's tits

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  1. brb

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    Another prisoner released by mistake, from Wormwood Scrubs.

    24 year old Algerian, history of sex offending although that is not what he was inside for on this ocassion.

    He was released in error on the 29th Oct and it's said the police were not notified for 5 days! <laugh>

    Seems David Lammy's new stringent checks that he was just boasting about in Parliament this morning, are not working. :bandit:

    The Algerian was in prison this time for trespass and intent to steal.

    https://news.sky.com/story/manhunt-...mistaken-release-from-hmp-wandsworth-13464331
     
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  2. brb

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    Question now is was David Lammy told about this prison error before he made his statement in Parliament this morning, I'd have to assume he didn't.

    The Met were not informed until after 1pm yesterday.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    Still a few tickets available for tonight if he fancies popping down.
     
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  4. brb

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    Billy has done a runner now, clerical error apparently. <laugh>

    Sorry David what was that...

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  5. brb

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    Billy was released wrongly from prison, five days later the Met Police search for Billy, the government also worked overnight said Lammy to sort out what had gone wrong, only Billy had already returned himself to prison 4 days ago, handed himself in, locked up safe and sound back in his cell, so everyone was looking for someone already back behind bars, this is like something out of Porridge <laugh> #sillybillys.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. brb

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    <laugh>

    Must admit taking politics out of it, I have found all this highly amusing.
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    reckon Billy and the screws are just playing a jolly jape on the Prison service / Home Office
     
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  9. brb

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    Bastards have spoilt my funny, turns out he rocked up to the prison this morning (with his partner) at 10.15 lol
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    made sure he had a decent breakfast first
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    And a *** whilst he was waiting for the screws to open the doors lol
     
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