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Paki in court after smashing in the heads of a bunch of Synagogue regulars

" But I had a ball in my pocket "

 

There was a terrorist attack in Glasgow Airport a few years ago, do you only fly from Prestwick now?

 

I wouldn’t go to Tunisia anyway. Bet it’s ****ing stinking. For the people who can’t afford Egypt and that’s a dive as well.

 

The people were lovely, very open and friendly and it was cheap as chips, No complaints here. We're planning to go back again.

 

Better off in Benidorm. Full English breakfast and a pint of carling by the beach. Absolute bliss

 

Did Morocco last summer … thinking about Tunisia next year

 

Arse grabber central if you have a half decent bird

 

That’s my plan … hide in plain site

 

Best place is probably within the New Medina in Hammamet near the Marina,( https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...ine_Hammamet-Hammamet_Nabeul_Governorate.html) outside of that is a bit more downmarket and less touristy though not completely. Personally I like to mingle with the locals and get a better feel of the culture, not sure that's everybody's cup of tea though.

 

And don't even think of hiring a car, it's ****ing chaotic, taxis cost next to nothing.

 

Aye Morocco was mental

Bumper to bumper even when there’s plenty of room on road , blasting horn and flashing lights for anyone who drops below your speed .

I had to go to the Doctor , my knee was ****ed after slipping near pool . Taxi took me there , waited , ****ed off as I was in for about an hour , came back and then took me back to hotel .

Under a tenner !

 

I snapped a muscle on Sunday celebrating the 3rd goal, I just toughed it out until I got back yesterday, didn't want to take a chance at the hospital there.

 

Agadir is nice … same situation or close to main promenade / marina is nicer.

 

The pharmacy next to hotel recommend a local private Doctor .

It’s a knee that ****ed - medial ligament and cartilage damaged to **** (several football injuries )

 

Ouch. I've had that, it's a bastard, far worse than mine, I just need to do some physio luckily.

 

I’ve had two operations on it and several ‘big ****in needle in to drain the fluid’ about 4 times (as I continued to play for years after the ops)