Not on this site you wouldn't, just a manly site here for hairy chested men, You would be better off trying the Birmingham board, and dress effeminately as a 9 year old boy, or trans girl, wear you Y fonts back front and you will make a fortune. They are right into that so the police tell us.
I found an old 1971 ticket in grandads coat for shoe repair. I went to collect, and the bloke said “Ready next Thursday “