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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Athletic Bilbao

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM.

  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Pope, crap. Burn, crap. Joelinton, crap. Barnes, crap. Gordon, crap. Consequence? Starting in the CL.

    Murphy, Ramsey must be delighted. Any young full back must be on the phone to their agent. Average age of the full backs is 34.
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    Surely the young fullbacks you speak of won't be allowed a phone until they reach 13 years of age.
     
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    Whatever happens Tonight Brentford will tear the arsehole out of Pope Burn and Barnes on Sunday.
     
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    That's the spirit....<laugh>

    You and Roly have shown immense courage coming on here tonight after missing out on your knighthoods for services to bedwetting.
     
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    I just needed to be relevant
     
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  6. Givemeursaltytears

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    Gordon pisses me off……sell him!
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    Burn is having an absolute ****ing nightmare, yet again. It's EXACTLY the same formation, tactic, structure and - more or less - team. What's different than West Ham other than the opposition are bang average and decimated by injury?
     
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    Joker
     
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    Header porn from Burn
     
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  13. Givemeursaltytears

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    Pay rise for the set piece coach
     
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  14. ToonArmy1892

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    That was like the cup final goal.
     
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    Gordon and Joelinton just give the ball away all the time.
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    Gordon is absolutely ****ing awful. Been our worst player by a distance, including burn at left back.
     
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  17. Charlie Snakescock

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  18. Roland Deschain

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    Got to be honest I don’t have a ****ing clue what Howe is trying to do. So, so awful at playing out from the back yet that’s all we do and we give it away all the time. Glad of the lead but it’s another weirdly hard watch.

    It’s going to be a long drawn out death rattle.
     
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    Same ****e
     
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  20. Roland Deschain

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    It’s ****ing dreadful. Crowd really struggle to get behind this shambling dross.
     
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