British Politics spam thread

Lefty Loonies will be in a quandary about this.

 

On your head when you have your yearly shower.

 

Gary Neville was right

 

Beginner’s Guide to Written English for Pissy Old Tramps:

“Early contender for November’s Pedant of the Month award from Ponders.”

1. An apostrophe and an ‘s’ are required where something is a singular possessive noun not ending with an ‘s’ (e.g. November).
2. An apostrophe is not required when truncating a name (e.g. ‘Ponders Revisited’) that does not contain an apostrophe.

 

Cowdenbeath or Stenhousemuir?

Personally, I'd go with Stenny.

 

Jeezus


I'm gonna need a bigger net

 

Cowdenbeath, purely because a colleague of mine years ago, a Spurs fan, wrote to Cowdenbeath to ask where he could buy that season's away shirt, which apparently looked just like the Spurs one, and they sent him a shirt, scarf, hat and key ring gratis and for nothing.

 

Not everyone lives in a world of verifiable evidence, in which facts can be checked.

 

That's fantastic. You've changed my mind to the Blue Brazil.

 

For the size of your bonce, yes you will.

 

Seize the means of production, Kill all Landlords

 

Marxists are always looking for something for nothing.