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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When can I get my Universal Basic Income?

    Asking for a friend...
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That's your choo choo pension, but you'll only get it if you are a good boy .

    Ownership is theft remember
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    I worked for my pension, it's the free money I'm after <ok>
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Spoken like a true socialist
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Hoping for a range of taxes aimed specifically at workshy racist gammons in this months budget tbh <ok>
     
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    *month's
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I'm sure Starmer will try & dip his hands into my pockets to pay for more foreign aid pointless wars, climate change & 3rd World scum.

    Your pension has been pissed up the wall by Blackrock ages ago.

    Luckily for you , owning property & savings is for the bourgeoisie & you will gladly hand it all over to the party .
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    *Lefty Loony protest marching snowflakes with nothing else to do as they're upper middle class hypocrites.
     
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  9. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    You do have Wetherspoons in London. I was in The Sir John Oldcastle on Farringdon Road a couple of weeks ago and a pint was £4.54 and when I went in the same place a week ago for breakfast it was £6.99 for the Traditional Breakfast; both more than I would pay in ‘Ull.

    If I am looking for piss old tramps then London is definitely the place to go – starting with you.
     
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  10. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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  12. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    That one did not survive the day...

    I find it quite funny how many experts on railway travel have suddenly come out of the woodwork claiming that Huntingdon trains have been terrible for years. Amazingly the stabbings happened on the East Coast mainline between Peterborough and London on an LNER train that was not going anywhere near Huntingdon until the police ordered it to be diverted there so that they could stop it.

    One black British guy charged and it would seem that he was allowed to get on the train with a big knife because the Communist rail unions need to have more of their members on every train (presumably being paid danger money and wearing stab vests paid for by taxpayers) as that would prevent this sort of thing from happening.
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

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    Defence Secretary John Healey was doing the rounds yesterday telling any fool that cared to listen that the government was spending £9bn doing up MOD housing. No mention of where this £9bn was coming from so it was probably the magic money tree like all their other “fully costed and fully funded” spending.

    However, if they are supposed to be closing all the 4 star hotels full of illegal immigrants and moving them to military bases how is that going to work? Are they spending £9bn on housing for our armed forces or for illegal immigrants? Surely once the four star hotels are empty they can move our armed forces into the hotels as they are generally British and they pay taxes whilst the illegal immigrants can stay at the camps until we can fly them all back home with £500 spending money to finance their next effort to get here.
     
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    That could be a very long wait. Us workshy racist gammons might only be paying a small amount of income tax indirectly come December while Rachel from Accounts will be a backbench MP trying to figure out how she is going to pay back her tenants all the rent that they paid for an unlicenced property. Maybe she could move in with Ange and they could make some extra money on their backs from Momentum members in Hove.
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    Because the guys name is Anthony Williams
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Kill landlords seize the means of production isn't it ?
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Early contender for Novembers Pedant of the Month award from Ponder's
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    No apostrophe required and there should be a full stop at the end of a sentence.

    You Marxists are illiterate.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Trannies versus Muslim migrants death match .

    Pick a side leftoids

     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Now where's my net?
     
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