At last the people of Newham can celebrate coming first in something ...it's the prize for being littering capital of Britain, but you take what you can get
Watched Paris's second team beat Monaco today.Noticed Dier on the Monaco bench.Injured?Does he know 3 languages now I wonder?
Dear Doctor. We have a patient with a serious disease.It's called Chelsea.It can't be cured.If this patient scores no goals Chelsea will score 1.If the patient scores 4 Chelsea will reply with 5.This is serious and seems terminal.What operation do you suggest before there family revolts?Brain surgery possible?
A football agent has been arrested after allegedly threatening a Premier League footballer with a gun. The footballer, in his 20s, was targeted in London on 6 September. The incident has been described as a "horrendous" ordeal for the player - who cannot be legally identified - to deal with. The player's club are aware of the incident. Another man is also alleged to have been blackmailed and threatened by the same individual during the incident in question. We're all thinking it...