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  1. pompeymeowth

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    Football hooligans from Paris FC
     
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    Cool story bro
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Derp.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Nov 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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    Bob Marley has been released as he was not involved. So just one British man who apparently asked the police to kill him when they had him surrounded.
     
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    Maybe the mongs could pay for and put up the Chrimbo lights as well.

    Pompey colours only tho.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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    That's a relief, one was a British born black man the other was a British born man of Caribbean descent.


    Why didn't they ask the first guy about his descendants?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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    They will be trying to work out how to make the one looking for a snack bar as suffering from mental health issues.

    Still, comforting to know that the police nabbed both. 1980s style policing. More please.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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    I was on a train yesterday. In fact, four times, plus the tube twice.

    You'll be glad to know I survived it all. I'm proper hard.

    See ya.
     
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    Not exactly a credible source, but it's sad that these days you could well believe it's true.

    Sources have alleged that the man, who is understood to be in custody following the stabbing spree on Saturday evening, had earlier entered a barber shop in Woodston, Peterborough, on Friday and again on the morning of the attack. Staff are said to have contacted police due to his concerning behaviour.

    https://www.charitytoday.co.uk/excl...known-to-police-the-day-before-mass-stabbing/

    Despite this report, it is understood that no further action was taken. Within hours, the man allegedly carried out one of the most shocking public attacks the region has seen.
     
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    It sounds like the poor man is mentally ill.

    What a shame most of the mental hospitals have been sold off cheaply to private investors, to build houses.
     
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    Jeremiah Codpiece is a ****ing irrelevance, always has been and always will be :emoticon-0136-giggl

    He should stick to advertising tricycle clips.
     
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    Dictionary definition of suicidal empathy
     
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    It's more like just more attention seeking pap from an irrelevant NPC.
     
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    DMD, Nov 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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