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    I'm struggling to decide between my two girlfriends . . . . one makes incredible pancakes, and the other writes beautiful poetry.

    Should I marry for batter or for verse :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    I shall be book signing in Waterstones this morning from about 9:30 until security chuck me out!
     
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    The alarm went off at 6am
    The wife said "Turn it off!" and went back to sleep
    I got up quietly, went to work and then rang the fire brigade
     
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    The wife is really unhappy about the bird table I made.

    She only came 7th
     
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    This morning I was watching a young lady struggling to back up her car so I offered to help.
    "F*ck off!" she yelled, "I can do it myself."
    "Please,I insist" I said, "This is my house and my f*cking living room."
     
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    I know some twins but they're both missing an eye

    They're just dentical twins
     
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    My wife just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in...
    So I bought her some trainers from Lidl!
     
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    I said to my wife, "I'm getting you something small for xmas." She said, "Is it underwear?" I said, "Are you deaf? I said something small!"
     
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