At last the people of Newham can celebrate coming first in something ...it's the prize for being littering capital of Britain, but you take what you can get
Watched Paris's second team beat Monaco today.Noticed Dier on the Monaco bench.Injured?Does he know 3 languages now I wonder?
Dear Doctor. We have a patient with a serious disease.It's called Chelsea.It can't be cured.If this patient scores no goals Chelsea will score 1.If the patient scores 4 Chelsea will reply with 5.This is serious and seems terminal.What operation do you suggest before there family revolts?Brain surgery possible?