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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Charon

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    Why are they selling poppies, Daddy?
    Selling poppies in town today.
    "The poppies, child, are flowers of love.
    For the men who marched away."

    But why have they chosen a poppy, Daddy?
    Why not a beautiful rose?
    "Because my child, men fought and died
    In the fields where the poppy grows."

    But why are the poppies so red, Daddy?
    Why are the poppies so red?
    "Red is the colour of blood, my child.
    The blood that our soldiers shed."

    The heart of the poppy is black, Daddy.
    Why does it have to be black?
    "Black, my child, is the symbol of grief.
    For the men who never came back."

    But why my Daddy are you crying so?
    Your tears are giving you pain.
    "My tears are my fears for you my child.
    For the world is forgetting again."
     
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  2. Ron Burguvdy

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    I'd like Charlie to issue another Royal Warrant...
     
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  5. Ron Burguvdy

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    ****. I know cosmetic surgery is her gimmick, but Jesus.

    There seems to be so many women terrified of ageing nowadays, yet somehow the young ones end up getting procedures that age them indirectly as they look the same as the older people that are trying to be young.
     
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  10. Des Head

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    I read somewhere some granny giving advice to younglings on cosmetic surgery, "You can look old or you can look weird, but you can never look young again. You've done that already".
     
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    If Slot get the tintack one of these two will be favourite for the job.
     
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    Stabbings on a train in Huntingdon doesn’t sound good at all


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    Armed police are responding after multiple people were stabbed on a train to Huntingdon. A number of them have been taken to hospital.
     
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    Two people arrested, should have shot the ****ers dead. A deterrent for any others thinking of doing it.
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    First thought obviously terrorists
    Second
    Football hooligans
     
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    Behave theres virtaully no football hooligans left, more likely terrorism or the crowd that visit Notting Hill Carnival !
     
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