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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    “stabbed her eight times”... an accident then – he slipped – no premeditation. Did he run off with her Lego? What about her mobile phone? Did the mother refuse his advances?
     
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    Who has shown her sympathy at all?

    The right blame everyone except the guy who did it and the left remind you that's what you're doing.
     
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    And it comes from the fella whose response on here only yesterday to a woman being being executed was, and I quote ‘lol’
     
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  4. DMD

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    Rock up to Britain, get a free hotel, food and pocket money, molest some females, and get £500 and a free flight home.

    Oh aye, that's a deterrent and no mistake.

    Interesting that he wasn't in his prison garb when he was picked up.

     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Usually they get more than that. Up to £2000

    Gaaaaahhhhhh!!
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  8. QuarterMoonII

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    £2,000 would go a long way to the trafficking costs back to Calais. Flights to Ethiopia are cheap and the cost of living is lower. Nobody wants to go there. You would have to pay for a four star hotel and there are very few white women to rape.

    Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood was bragging this morning about how 35,000 people have been ‘removed’ from the country in the last year but she did not have enough characters left in her tweet to mention how many of them had been paid to leave or were going anyway.

    During the same period the number of ‘irregular arrivals’ was 49,000 (up 27%) and there are 71,000 ‘awaiting asylum claims’. I can help her out with the number of ‘undocumented migrants’ that were removed as it would appear that over 75% of them ‘left voluntarily’ (27,000), which includes those paid to go as well as those whose visas had expired.
     
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    They only get the money when they arrive back in their country of origin.

    It's all on gov.com not mong.com (your warped brain) where your info emanates from.
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Starmer doesn't know any other way to plug the £35bn "black hole".

    Here's a couple of ways.

    • Don't spend £22bn on carbon capture - instead plant more trees
    • Dont spend £15bn housing illegals - send them back
    I'm no economist but does my math add up?

     
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    Plant more trees, you're a green like me.
     
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    Okay, so we pay for the flights and give them spending money when they arrive but the cost of living is still lower in Ethiopia. Assuming that you would not pay tax on £500 received that is the equivalent of about 3 months net wages.

    I got my statistics from www.gov.uk – compiled by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) – and those being partially quoted by the gaslighting Home Secretary. Like all politicians, she chose to not mention the part of the statistics that was the inconvenient truth that they want to hide.

    If you go on mong.com then you can sign up to Dave’s Bigger Breasts Party and be a bigger tit than at present once he has cast his spell on you.
     
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    I am an environmentalist, like most nice and sane people.

    Environmentalists dont want our farmland plastered in solar panels, and our countryside blighted with turbines.
     
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    Nothing wrong with my tits, unlike your droopy moobs, you fat lard.
     
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    Proof needed.
     
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    Pumpey's tits. The only thing green about them is their teeth, and the naivety of their support,

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