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    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    My drink problem has got worse, I’ve migrated from cheap vodka, first to meths and then onto brake fluid. But I’m not worried, I can stop anytime.
     
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    Yoko Ono is going into the jungle to advise on the bush tucker survival. after managing to live off one dead Beatle for 40 years.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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    Wrong it was the gash <whistle>
     
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    oldschool, Oct 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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    Sorry you are right , we know he likes sausages, especially Romanian rent boy ones
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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    I Just Drew £30 Out Of The Cash Machine, A Couple Of Minutes Later I Could Hear Nessun Dorma Coming From My Wallet.
    I Thought To Myself It Must Be Those Three Tenners.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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