Reporter - Ms Phillips, have you got anything to say about Nigel Farage calling you a Donkey? Jess Phillips - Oi don't worry, hee-haw hee-haw hee-hawlways calls me that! please log in to view this image
Same "British" people CaLammyty, Butler, Abbott and Lenny Henry want to give £18Trillion in reparations. Can barely scrape enough people together who "shaped our nation" to fill a side room at Number 10 but I guarantee there wasn't a scrap of food left, they would have taken anything uneaten away in doggy bags. I can only hope the staff didn't leave any unopened bottles of Hennessey lying around or else they would have been slipped into a handbag too. No matter how many Oswald Boateng suits you throw at them you can't get rid of ghetto that easily.
Tragic Nonce maybe but less of the fat thank you very much. I am quite svelte these days, about two stone off thanks for asking. I can deadlift the Henry Rollins quoted "200lbs is always 200lbs" so not so shabby for an old pervert. Still trying to shift the stubborn love handles and bitch tits though. Always the first to come and the last to leave, story of my sex life too as it happens especially at the Bukkake Club. You stand around with your chap in your hand wondering where you were in the queue when they handed out big dicks and as soon as Sadie whips her top off you've dumped/trickled your Rasputin all over her hair leaving you stood there getting limp as the rest of the gang get a nosh and a tickle of the jewels before unleashing a stream of biblical proportions across her mooey. Straight lines, bit of blinding, plenty in the tank and all that. The buffet is usually nice but I'm reduced to the Crudités these days. A carrot stick and a lump of cucumber isn't much reward for being Billy One Shot.
