A man comes home early one day and finds his wife, still in bed and without a stitch of clothing on. "What are you doing? It's the middle of the day." he asks, and she replies, "Oh, I have nothing to wear, so l'm just wearing nothing and not going out." "Nothing to..." he sputters, incredulous, as he pulls open the closet. "Nonsense! You have this red dress, this blue dress, a yellow dress, oh hey Jerry, a black pant suit, the brown dress..."
Yoko Ono is going into the jungle to advise on the bush tucker survival. after managing to live off one dead Beatle for 40 years.