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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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    smell that fekker its not apple pie, but my arse itch has gone
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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    Evesham, Oct 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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    haha ha hes a twat
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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    I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India This is how it went:
    "Hello sir, how are you today?"
    "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"
    "Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft".
    "Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in India?How's the weather there today?"
    " No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"
    "REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......"
    "Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"
    "No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".
    "You don't?"
    "I don't".
    "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"
    "Don't have one".
    "Ipad?"
    "Nope".
    "Tablet?"
    "Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".
    After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"
    I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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    You've heard of Batman, well here's........
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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    Evesham, Oct 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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: this kiwi dont eat worms, kiwi never sleeps, kiwi was here, LIKE KIWI, kiwis watching you lot, kiwi farts a lot

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