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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ChilcoSaint, Feb 23, 2016.

  1. ImpSaint

    ImpSaint Well-Known Member

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    What you have to consider in that "creep up" is Kenneth Clarke became Justice minister and a lot of those short terms turned into community service! So of course the average term crept up when a lot of the lower terms were removed from actual custodial sentences! You can't just draw straight lines like that without deep diving as to what made that change.
     
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    It has been reported that this guy went back to reception after being released and was told again he was free! It would be pretty hard to find this was 1 person guilty. Sounds like multiple people just acting on whatever the paperwork said!
     
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    If the guy wasn't a deviant this would be a good episode of Porridge.

    Basically released against his own will and then sent away whilst trying to hand himself back in, sparking a national manhunt for a man who had no intention of escaping and by all accounts was wandering around London completely confused by the situation.
     
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    Reminds me of escapee, terrifying "super spy" and comedian Daniel Kaliffe.

    "I ****ed myself up" by clinging under a food truck to escape, "I dunno how immigrants do it!" Khaliffe wanted to "exude a sense of professionalism" Bond style by bringing a notebook and a change of clothes, only to be apprehended riding a bike along a nearby canal days later.

    "I never, ever thought it was a crime to "leave prison", I just thought it would be like, oh they catch you and put you back in... a case where I'd be on the news, I didn't think little Susie trying to go to Ibiza is gonna get her fricking plane cancelled and **** like that!"
     
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